Monday, July 29, 2013

On national counter-terrorism policy

With a new government in power, there is a sudden end to political rhetoric and electioneering slogans. As the cleaners get to the job of removing hoardings and flags, the federal and provincial governments get busy in the serious business of governance. Many promises that they made to their vote banks will be eclipsed by the challenging business of addressing Pakistan’s most critical issues. Energy crises, circular debt, slow growth, and law and order cannot be prioritised to handle piecemeal. They are all intertwined and affect the other. The government will have to move in broad breasted military columns.
For instance, there can be no growth without more energy and a better environment for investment, which means that improving law and order becomes a prior priority. Similarly, rise of crime, organised violence and lawlessness is directly related to poverty and cost of living means that economics should be the main priority. The fact is that these issues cannot be prioritised and the government must deal with these issues on a broad front with dedicated team of managers is a challenge that Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif and his team will have to meet. This means long working hours, analysis, policy papers, in-house discussions, debates in Parliament and an overtime schedule for select parliamentary committees. In fact, these challenges can only be addressed if the Federal Secretariat and Parliament become a busy bee-house for the next few years.
The first of the abreast challenges will be civil-military relations in the context of the war on terror (WOT). The reason why it is listed first is because of its effects on the domestic and international political economy and the caucus belli of Pakistan’s plight.
The military has taken ownership and responsibility of fighting the conflict in the speech made by General Ashfaq Parvez Kayani on Marty’s Day at GHQ. His speech was explicit in suggesting a consensus-based national counter-terrorism policy built around the evolutionary principles, with the Constitution of Pakistan providing a realistic space for a negotiated settlement. As written earlier, the final decision to adopt these suggestions will rest with Parliament and government. The discussions that follow and the plans that evolve will definitely be in the shadows of drone war and US-led exit from Afghanistan. In all probability, the joint resolution of Parliament on this conflict could assume importance.
Notwithstanding General Kayani’s wish, this will become a fiercely debated issue. Parties that built their electoral campaigns against ownership of this conflict will consent to a military option only after all other options are exhausted. Paradoxically, the military would be urged by its tactical compulsions to enhance the momentum of its ongoing operations in Orakzai/Khurram Agencies and Tirah Valley with the objective to contain and mop up trapped remnants of TTP.
Another issue will be the dilemma whether the drone war is to be divorced from the WOT and handled exclusively by the Foreign Office or will it become part of the strategy that oversees the exit of US forces from Afghanistan. This will be testing for civil-military relations.
In case it is the latter, then both the military and the civil governments will be under tremendous pressure to perform and meet the aspirations of the people. Perhaps, a compromise that will emerge is a continuation of the ambivalent policy practised during the tenures of the past two governments with resistance coming from the KPK government.
The question that every analyst will wish to be answered is the response of the federal government to this pressure. The parties representing status quo and familiar with the contours of these suggestions would prefer to work quietly towards this objective in the guise of national reconciliation. However, this would become a burning issue and sour relations between the federal and KPK government without whose consent the military pursuit of the conflict is impossible. It remains to be seen if the policy planners of PTI have actually gone back to the drawing board and analysed the speech made by General Kayani in the light of their present electoral position, and the fact that preoccupation with counter-terrorism may become their major agenda to contend.
Though time-consuming, the prudent option would be to build the entire edifice of the policy on the basis of the joint parliamentary resolution into a national counter-terrorism policy validated by Parliament followed by new laws. The policy ratified by both houses would provide space for law enforcement agencies and the KPK government to comply in national cohesion. But this is easier said than done.
One of the most crucial issues to be resolved in a national counter-terrorism policy would be the inclusion of an element of oversight to secure Pakistan’s interests. This means, a system of inherent accountability of the executive to have their actions reviewed, sometimes in advance, by an impartial group. In democracy, the legislature is the classic model that enforces its unlimited writ (policy related) through parliamentary committees on the Prime Minister.
With relation to the closed world of intelligence operations, the policy will also have to cater for the inherent extra-constitutional sovereign authority under a higher law of self-preservation not subject to normal judicial review.
Judicial oversight will have to limit itself to legal questions. In developed democracies, a selected judicial cadre is co-opted with twin objectives to deal with questions of law related to security and to act as surrogates for public and fundamental human rights. Most governments around the world invoke special legislations to deal with the issue, ensuring that there remains in place credible legislative and judicial oversight. Under the ‘political question doctrine’, judges invariably avoid jurisdiction over intelligence controversies, allowing resolution of national security disputes to the government and its select parliamentary committees. As written earlier, this is neither outlawry, nor a measure to facilitate sinister intelligence and enforcement officials to operate in a space of an operational extra-judicial mechanism.
In addition, the continuing standoff between the judiciary and the parliamentary democracy (executive and legislature overlap) is taking its toll on the counter-intelligence, counter-insurgency and counter-terrorism operations. In the past few years, the judiciary in the absence of checks and balances, has overarched beyond the ‘question of law’ and ‘political question doctrine’ to exercise its powers of oversight in public interest. The new policy will have to lay down the procedures and legislate accordingly to remove such legal anomalies. This will not be an easy task in view of the existing decrees of the Supreme Court that carry the effect of a law and its vigilance over every notification of the government.
In case the government fails to formulate a national policy as suggested, expediency and outlawry will be the norm setting the snail pace in the fields of energy, debt, growth and poverty alleviation. In addition, the credibility of elections will also be questioned.

Monday, July 22, 2013

10 Things it’s time for Pakistanis to realize

I was born, raised and spoilt in Pakistan. It was fun. It gave me cricket, it brought me Polka and just when I thought all was well, it gave me World Cup, 1999. Even better were, and have always been, the people that populate this wonderful piece of land. Loving, caring, mysteriously dying, people with their hearts full of fire and their eyes full of dust. To cut it short, I’ve loved this country and have expressed that at multiple occasions This, however, shall not be one of them. Pakistani awam has had its share of crazies and that doesn’t seem to be ending anytime soon. Most of these behavioral fruit loops are annoying, overdone and worth punching people in the face for.
Following is a list of things I think the Pakistan awam SHOULD realize before it gets nuked in the gut for good.
  1. There is a maila in all of us. Though, there are different degrees of the extremeness with which we are compatible with it. Just because you don’t dance to Tamil songs or laugh at Umer Sharif, doesn’t mean you get to judge anyone else. Let it flow out of you and into the world. Ever seen a true maila? He is happy as fuck. Learn from that.
  2. There’s a reason our maadri zabaan is NOT English. And that’s probably why most of the people around you ( or some ) will not be good at it. If your father worked hard, got paid well and got you into a good school so you could speak and act the way you do now, doesn’t mean anyone else’s father didn’t try just as hard. When you judge a person on his English, you are judging a whole chain of elements, including his family, his father, his background and probably their lack of resources. Reham karo. Zalzala aya tau tum bhi sarak par ho gay.
  3. It’s one thing to shop at Sunday Market/Jumma Bazaar and another to glorify the fact that you did so. It’s pretty much a kabaari market for people who like a good deal and cheap clothes. Not so cool now, is it?
  4. Playing FIFA does NOT make you a gamer. Get over yourself.
  5. You’re a liar for telling your friend you won’t be late for class, a cheater for violating the traffic signal every morning and a big fat thief for stealing notes off the internet to complete your business research due next week. Stop pretending to be the Allah miyan ke gayein your amma thinks you are. Would really save us the trouble of fighting you over “Islam” on the internet.
  6. If you are a dead motorcyclist, chances are you were stupid enough to assume the main road was your naani ka sehan. Stop looking down on car/bus walas with all that hate. They have more of you to watch out for.
  7. Everything a motivational speaker tells you is a collection of words/phrases/quotes from books, movies, popular songs and sometimes indie porn movies. That collection is usually called “Life”. Stop paying 10,000 Rupees to learn how to live it. Leave your house and it would come to you naturally.
  8. The Lala in Shahid Afridi is similar to those childhood toys that spring up every now and then around the house and manage to give you a few smiles. Stop allowing people like me to take advantage of you by selling you crap with Lala’s face on it. Even Pepsi’s given up on him now.
  9. Just because you watched Batman, doesn’t mean you get an advantage over the countless years lonely geeks have put into reading comic books and getting fat in the process. Respect that, read a book and then enter a discussion.
  10. I congratulate you for trying to have a music career in Pakistan but Taher Shah just got viral and you will probably be covering his song in the years to come. Stop trying so hard, play your music and agree to the fact that you are eventually getting a desk job in a “marketing company”.
  11. Remember those days when you would get likes/comments on your status updates? Then you decided to put 3600 hashtags and no one ever came back? #TimeToTakeItEasyBro
  12. A girl who shows skin is not a slut. Because if that’s what we were doing, your bearded father has a bomb strapped to his chest.
  13. Bachi CBM ke ho ya IBA, kisi abba ke hay and Inshallah aik din apkay ghar bhi paida hogi. Thora khayal kro. Karma is a super, super bitch.
  14. Fat guys now have girlfriends and fat girls now get married. Start eating. Food was given to you, so you could stuff it down your throat. Shukar kar aur sehat bana.
  15. And finally, remember that one guy, back in the day, who would take his batting and then run home saying, “Ammi, bularahi hein”? Don’t be that guy. Either literally, or metaphorically. We hated him then, we hate him now.
Yes. 15. I lied. Told you I am a proud Pakistani.

It’s a Boy! Kate Middleton Gives Birth to a Future King | Exclusive Pictures

All hail the future king of England! Kate Middleton has given birth to a boy. Tom Sykes has all the details.


There are scenes of jubilation today outside Buckingham Palace, where it has just been announced that Kate Middleton has given birth to a baby boy.
A gun salute in Hyde Park is expected shortly, and the bells of St. Paul’s Cathedral are already pealing in delighted celebration.
The sex of the baby, along with his weight (8 pounds, 6 ounces) and the time of his birth (4:24 p.m.), was confirmed via press release, a last-minute departure from the original (and traditional) plan to post it on a sheet of paper outside the palace.


The birth of a male heir to the throne will be a cause for celebration among many traditionalists, who believed it was wrong to alter the law to allow the firstborn to become monarch regardless of gender. It will also take the pressure off the smaller countries, or realms, that still count the queen as head of state and were being urged to change their constitutions to allow a female heir to inherit.
The birth came after an extraordinary three-week wait by news media from around the world outside the private Lindo Wing of St. Mary’s Hospital in Paddington, London, where Kate gave birth. The palace only ever said that the baby was due in mid-July, but after Princess Diana’s firstborn came 10 days early, the media were determined not to be caught off guard again and set up camp outside the hospital as early as July 1. Many news organizations had reporters on revolving shifts, guarding their space on the sidewalk. It was their bad luck that the waiting period coincided with the hottest July on record.
When Kate and William did finally arrive at the hospital this morning, they did it their way, with no fanfare, no sirens, and no police outriders, just a dark Range Rover and a shiny new Audi nosing their way calmly through the traffic-free streets of London shortly after dawn.
Prince William has been by his wife’s side all week as the royal couple has played cat and mouse with the press, successfully staying out of view as they moved from Kate's parents’ home in Berkshire to Kensington Palace, just a mile from the hospital, at the weekend.
In the end, it was the young royals who got the last laugh—the photographers, cameramen, and news were all either asleep in their nearby hotel rooms or too bleary in the early hours to be on top of their game. Just one freelance snapper was alert enough to photograph the royal cars as they rolled up to a back entrance of the hospital.
But no one got a picture of Kate, which is exactly how she would have wanted it.

It was not until an hour and a half later that Kate’s office at Kensington Palace issued the short two-line statement this morning which read, in total:
"Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge has been admitted this morning to St. Mary’s Hospital, Paddington, London in the early stages of labour. The Duchess travelled by car from Kensington Palace to the Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital with The Duke of Cambridge."
The palace had previously indicated that it would be making no further statements on the progress of the birth. However, it did say this morning that her labor was “progressing normally” and that Kate was feeling “very well.”
The palace also let it be known that Kate went into labor naturally and was not induced, and it also subsequently confirmed that Kate and William had indeed come from Kensington Palace.
It is now hoped that the name of the royal baby might be announced as soon as tomorrow. The bookmakers’ favorite is George. (The surname is a bit more complicated.)
The queen is not expected to visit the hospital, nor is Prince Charles, who is on a two-day tour of York, in northern England, with Camilla.